Desktop Goose is a “downloadable goose-sperience for Windows” that is available on Itch.io and all it does is conjure up a cute little goose that lives on your computer but it definitely won’t behave.

I am trying to work, but a horrible goose keeps tracking mud over my screen. When I close the memes it drags in front of Google Docs, it chases my cursor until it snatches it, then runs off the screen ...