BYU's Jack Sites coauthored a paper in Science, arguably the world's most prestigious scientific journal. The research documents dwindling lizard populations in various locations on five continents.
-Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory"Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper ...